chordband » Tom MacDonald » Everybody Needs Me
capo: 3rd fret[verse (1)]
Ai think the world's gone braindead
since Ewhen did everybody iCdentify as they/them?
Acut off all their penis’s and trade them for some fake breasts
Ei ain't homophobic, i got Cgay friends
i just think it's Aweird that the world’s so offended
they tell us fat is Ebeautiful while they taking oCzempic
they wanted to get Arich and they started a pandemic
and they really wanna Ewin so they riggin' the eClections
everyAbody's offended by everything, every second
and any Etime that i mention that men can Cnever get pregnant
i get agAgressively threatened by kids with 17 genders
who think a Eword is a weapon and wanna Cteach me a lesson
and it's Acrazy p diddy diddling rappers and hitting
women on Ecamera, conviction ain't gonna Chappen hid the evidence
insAtead of putting him in the slammer 'cause he's too rich
to be canEcelled, we try to fill the prison Ccell with the president
[pre chorus]
A born in canada
moved Dto the USA
where you're Aprobably a racist if Dyou’re not gay
[chorus]
all of my bAlacks, all of my whites
if you on the Eleft, if you on the right
if you got a Aweenie and/or vageenie
they/them, Ehe/she
everybody Cneeds me
all of my sAtraights, all of my gays
all of my Ebis who swing both Cways
if you got a Aweenie, ta-tas, and peepees
they/them, Ehe/she
everybody Cneeds ne
[post chorus]
won de Adoctor (won de doctor)
tell him save me ’Amon (tell him save me 'mon)
me da see one Arapper (da see one rapper)
he a chi chi ’Emon (he a chi chi 'mon 'mon, 'mon)
[verse (2)]
Ai think the world’s gone mad
does black Elives still matter, or is Ctrans the new black?
Aeverytime i rap, i got 'em crappin' they pants
they havin' Ecardiac arrest like they all Chad the jab
it's Aweird, take a look at your history, you're yellin' "free Epalestine"
look what happened Cwhen you freed britney
you're cAhildren ain't gay, they've been watching too much disney
Eeminem fans praise sChady, but diss me
everyAbody's so triggered that i just keep gettin' bigger
they wanna Emorgan wallen me like tom macCdonald said-
Ai just wanna know about which rich celebrities kissE, kiss
the epstein Clisties from existence
i don't wanna Abe nobody other than me
i wanna choke the Ewoke until they struggle to Cbreath
hollywood is a Ajoke, and i'm exposin' the creeps
E like ellen page and a Cman if she's squattin' to pee
[pre chorus]
A born in canada
moved Dto the USA
where you're Aprobably a racist if Dyou’re not gay (hiyah)
[chorus]
all of my bAlacks, all of my whites
if you on the Eleft, if you on the right
if you got a Aweenie and/or vageenie
they/them, Ehe/she
everybody Cneeds me
all of my sAtraights, all of my gays
all of my Ebis who swing both Cways
if you got a Aweenie, ta-tas, and peepees
they/them, Ehe/she
everybody Cneeds ne
[bridge]
Adon't call me a WHITEBOY, i iDdentify as bAlack
my Apronouns are the Dones you didn't Cuse so now i'm Amad
Amy hunters go Dhunting while your Chunter's smoking Acrack
Ai can't say the Dr-word so, Cy'all are handiAcapped
[chorus]
all of my bAlacks, all of my whites
if you on the Eleft, if you on the right
if you got a Aweenie and/or vageenie
they/them, Ehe/she
everybody Cneeds me
all of my sAtraights, all of my gays
all of my Ebis who swing both Cways
if you got a Aweenie, ta-tas, and peepees
they/them, Ehe/she
everybody Cneeds ne
[post chorus]
won de Adoctor (won de doctor)
tell him save me ’Amon (tell him save me 'mon)
me da see one Arapper (da see one rapper)
he a chi chi ’Emon (he a chi chi 'mon 'mon, 'mon)
(source):
Audio : youtu.be/RADHp5CfHFI
Lyrics : https://genius.com/Tom-macdonald-everybody-needs-me-lyrics
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